It’s Oscars Eve. Here’s my final, complete list of movie ratings from 2015

Posted: February 27, 2016 by Jaden C. Kilmer in Article, Movie Review
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Plus quick reviews for the oscar nominated ones!

Inside Out 9.4/10

All right, I’ll shut up about this one. You know both J.A. Prentice and I love it.

Spotlight 8.8/10

“Unfortunately for Spotlight, I tend to like Disney movies and hard sci-fi more than talk-heavy biopics, but of all the talk-heavy biopics I’ve seen, this may be my favorite.”

Mockingjay, Pt II 8.7/10

Beasts of No Nation 8.7/10

Room 8.6/10

The first half of Room is incredible. Once the story leaves said room, however, it takes a dip from “incredible” to just “good.”

Ex Machina 8.4/10

It’ll lose Best Visual Effects to Mad Max, and I hope it loses Best Original Screenplay to Inside Out, but this was such a refreshing example of philosophy over action in sci-fi. Just the way I like it.

Mad Max: Fury Road 8.3/10

It’s totally batshit insane, and that makes for a really cool movie. But Best Picture it most certainly is not.

Spy 8.2/10

The Gift 8/10

Unfriended 8/10

Jurassic World 7.8/10

Brooklyn 7.8/10

It’s kinda sad, and it’s kinda funny, but it doesn’t amount to anything more.

The Martian 7.6/10

A good, not great version of Castaway in space. Needs more of an emotional punch.

The DUFF 7.5/10

It Follows 7.4/10

Sharknado 3 7/10

Age of Adaline 6.3/10

The Revenant 6/10

Yeah, that’s right. The Revenant gets a D. I will rewatch this in the future before making a final judgement because it’s a movie that wants you to immerse yourself in it, and I saw it on a tiny laptop with some distractions. However, I do feel confident in saying this is a largely empty movie that amounts to little more than two and a half hours of Leonardo DiCaprio crawling around in the snow and likely grunting and screaming his way to an Oscar.

Fifty Shades of Grey 5.4/10

The only F of the year goes to the much-aligned Fifty Shades of Grey. I wanted either something so bad it was good or something that was so scandalously salacious it was at least memorable. It was neither. Just all around kind of boring. You may be wondering why I gave this a mini-review, as I said I’d only review Oscar noms. Well, it’s technically an Oscar Nominated movie. Let that sink in for a moment.


Tomorrow, we will be live-tweeting the Oscars on twitter, follow us @LivingAuthors for snark and banter in real time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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